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whackfrost:

that one person that everybody likes

but you fucking hate

(via pizza)

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maeveonnaise:

so i was watching the rugrats movie for the first time in like 10 years and

(via ruinedchildhood)

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heartless:

My mom knows Santa omfg

heartless:

My mom knows Santa omfg

(via unempire)

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whythefuckareyouromeo:

OH MY GOD

SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING

(Source: call-life-arlelt, via sniffing)

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astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(Source: astoundly, via cumfort)

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zeldac0re:

I hope I’m one of those kids that just magically becomes hot after they leave high school

(via relahvant)

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