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tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

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bombing:

birds need to shut the hell up. if i made half the noise they did at 5 in the morning i’d be arrested

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richard-sp8-jr:

when i was in kindergarten i had this babysitter who cooked the best steak i’d ever had and i’d always ask what it was and she said “people” every time and i’d laugh and ask what it really was and she’d just reply “people” and i found out in first grade that she got arrested and was sentenced to 50 years-life in prison

and that’s the story about how my babysitter was basically hannibal lecter and i was will graham for a whole year

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tastefullyoffensive:

[zqm]

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laughhard:

Some kid at my high school sent out the snap chat of the year.

laughhard:

Some kid at my high school sent out the snap chat of the year.

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thinsquids:

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

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baby-make-it-hurt:

youreworththesacrifice:

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yungswaqq:

F*ck reblogging half naked girls, this is beautiful

for all the people who think they wont find someone to love them, flaws and all…

I can never not reblog this.

I have so much love for this.

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fruitycat:

fruitycat:

necrophilofthefuture:

okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number
and it’s a fucking sex chatline. 

i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it

I AM SO DONE

fruitycat:

fruitycat:

necrophilofthefuture:

okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number

and it’s a fucking sex chatline. 

i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it

I AM SO DONE

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